Too progressive for pop, too pop for progressive, it's...
T H E J U I C E A N D G I N
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Term XXXVIII, Issue 16 (#161)
Weather outlook:
Arbitrary.
************
* Contents *
************
- Editor's Blurb
- Ongoing Events
- Photographia
- Greg's DTK
- Humour
- General Info
******************
* Editor's Blurb *
******************
Hey all
Holy crap, it's almost the end of the term. And that means the end of
the summer. And that further means running around like a maniac trying
to squeeze in all the rest of the things that need to be done before
September rolls around. Hachie machie!
The Pool League just finished up another fine season. The Summer 2005
Invitational Tournament was held yesterday, and lordy... did I choke
under the pressure. Either that, or everyone else rose to the occasion
while I floundered like a flounder. And that reminds me: no one wants
to shake a dead fish. Look for pictures next week. Of the tournament,
not dead fish.
The Pool League starts up again promptly in September. So it'll be the
perfect opportunity to get in on the ground floor. This is good since
the more weeks you play the better your Season Average is. Hell, I came
in second overall, and we all know how lousy a shot I am. Let that be
another lesson kids: attendance is king. Since there are a few weeks
left in August, there will probably be some practice days the next few
Mondays. Get on the mailing list and find out all the latest Pool
League poop.
Further notice, and a special heads up: the next two issues of the
Juice and Gin may be hit-and-miss when it comes to prompt delivery.
Several pending end-of-summer issues are at hand and cannot be put off
any longer. So next week's issue may be early, and the week after that
it will probably be late. You have been warned.
Until next time,
Sea Monkey's got my money.
Michael (mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca)
And now, the rest of the story...
******************
* Ongoing Events *
******************
[See the Event Calendar on the web site for full descriptions.
--Ed.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pool League
===========
Mondays
Starts again in September!
http://www.solutionsatsource.com/pool
Contact: Jason and Michael (mailto:pool$solutionsatsource.com)
View the current players' statistics at:
http://nutsevents.topcities.com/events/pool/index.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Indoor Rock Climbing
====================
Monday evenings some weekends
Contact: Claire (mailto:Claire.Mettier$alcatel.com)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
****************
* Photographia *
****************
Another fine Punch of the Week Classic!
http://nutsevents.topcities.com/pictures/Punch/index.html
http://torpedo.ca.newbridge.com/mirror/pictures/Punch/index.html
******************************
* Greg's Deep Thought Korner *
******************************
[Looks like I'm not on Greg's case enough. Either that or I need to set
up an automatic email that threatens... I mean reminds him that he's due
for a rant. --Ed.]
[Send responses to DTKs or new Editorials to mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca]
**********
* Humour *
**********
[Forward any good jokes or interesting web sites you see to
mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Love Dress
==============
Thanks to Linda G.'s Imported Comedy and Pastry Shoppe
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough
of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
****************
* General Info *
****************
Contact the NUTS Committee:
mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca
The NUTS Website is:
http://nutsevents.topcities.com
http://torpedo.ca.newbridge.com/mirror (for people within Alcatel)
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2001, 2005 N.U.T.S. All rights reserved.