Your weekly rock 'n' roll dance party, it's...
T H E J U I C E A N D G I N
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Term XXXVIII, Issue 2 (#147)
Weather outlook:
Sweet warmth... with intermittent crap.
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* Contents *
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- Editor's Blurb
- Ongoing Events
- Photographia
- Greg's DTK
- Humour
- General Info
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* Editor's Blurb *
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Hey all
All of a sudden, it's like summer is here. Warm weather, sunny days,
and crappy television. Oh wait, television has always been a vast, vast
wasteland. Vast. But that's why you read the Juice and Gin: for the
insightful, thought-provoking...
Okay, even I can't even propagate lies that big. But really, the J&G
has lots of nice, little, easy to understand words. And what more can
anyone ask for? Besides fewer odd-ball references that only three
people actually understand. You know who you are.
In any event (puntastic!) the Pool League continues to flourish. For
some insane reason I'm now trying to incorporate a new handicapping
system into play, and only time will tell if this is a wise move.
Considering it takes about five minutes to explain probably means that I
need to spend more time at the drawing board before this thing goes
"live." But in the meantime, there's still lots of fun pool to be
played and new players are always welcome.
And one last little shout out to my sister Linda, who doesn't receive
enough in the shout out department.
Until next time,
The gold lame jumpsuit really doesn't help.
Michael (mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca)
And now, the rest of the story...
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* Ongoing Events *
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[See the Event Calendar on the web site for full descriptions.
--Ed.]
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Pool League
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Mondays
http://www.solutionsatsource.com/pool
http://nutsevents.topcities.com/events/pool/index.html
Contact: Jason and Michael (mailto:pool$solutionsatsource.com)
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Indoor Rock Climbing
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Thursday evenings some weekends
Contact: Claire (mailto:Claire.Mettier$alcatel.com)
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* Photographia *
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Another new entry in the Punch of the Week. And just between you and
me, no one knows that a good bunch of these were taken at the Antwerp
Zoo.
http://nutsevents.topcities.com/pictures/Punch/index.html
http://torpedo.ca.newbridge.com/mirror/pictures/Punch/index.html
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* Greg's Deep Thought Korner *
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[Sorry, no DTK this week since Greg is still distraught over the ability
of one Dalek to download the entire Internet in three seconds. I don't
understand it either, but thems aliens for you. --Ed.]
[Send responses to DTKs or new Editorials to mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca]
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* Humour *
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[Forward any good jokes or interesting web sites you see to
mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca]
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Stronghold 2
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Thanks to Greg G. @ Alcatel
http://www.globalstarsoftware.com/stronghold2/minigame/
(Flash game)
[Never saw Stronghold 1, but this game is pretty cool regardless.
--Ed.]
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Female/Male Dictionary Of Dual Meanings
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Thanks to Linda G.'s Cut-Rate Laugh Factory
1. THINGY (n.)
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (adj.)
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing soccer without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (n.)
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (n.)
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (n.)
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (n.)
Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (n.)
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (n.)
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.
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* General Info *
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Contact the NUTS Committee:
mailto:nutsinfo$yahoo.ca
The NUTS Website is:
http://nutsevents.topcities.com
http://torpedo.ca.newbridge.com/mirror (for people within Alcatel)
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